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Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket...to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw...

") Cause I`ll need to know how much to pay you back after I rip them off.! I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink. Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore...face should be among them. As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper. , I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.

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My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string So, you're not into casual sex? Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips. Cause you can come position yourself on my face." Do you like dragons?

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I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead? Cause you gonna be choking on the D Hey baby, what's your sign?

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